Guess which one has an higher approval rating?
Let's take a moment to truly internalize what this means by looking at the Mayo Clinic's definition of hemorrhoids:
Hemorrhoids (HEM-uh-roids), also called piles, are swollen and inflamed veins in your anus and lower rectum. Hemorrhoids may result from straining during bowel movements or from the increased pressure on these veins during pregnancy, among other causes. Hemorrhoids may be located inside the rectum (internal hemorrhoids), or they may develop under the skin around the anus (external hemorrhoids).
THAT horribleness is what Americans like more than Congress.
Bob Cesca over at The Daily Banter sums up the article rather well...